english joke

Hi everybody !

Today, an english joke about French people and English language :

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview
in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence
in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning.I see the yellow sun. I
see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...

Uncle Dan